As we may have mentioned before, we’re all about candy, possibly even before art. Nyah- but candy really is important to the SeyrWeyr team. On our travels we’ve met up with some odd choices that turned out to be hidden gems and some whose names just left it right there. Would you eat a…?
Kinder Hippo -a hippo shaped biscuit with either choclate or white chocolate covering and filling and happy little eyes. Our rating: A+ eating a hippo is somehow really satisfying.
Mars Pods -Uh uh. Sounds good- chocolate covered biscuits w/mars filling) but we’re leary about any candy setting up colonies in our insides.
Violet Crumble- which is nothing like it sounds. Honeycomb (spun sugar) inside with chocolate coating. These are actually a SeyrWeyr favourite but have chipped teeth. It was worth it- A-
PollyWaffle (Nestle) -Uh uh. Waffle tube w/marshmallow filling and chocolate coating. Millions may swear by it but we eat waffles for breakfast, not as candy bars.
Milko- uh uh. Anyone who’s not real keen on milk is not going to be keen on thinking about this one.
Cadbury Furry Friends- What?! but really it’s just Cadbury’s milk chocolate (not american) in animal wrappers. Sigh of relief- we give the milk chocolate A+
Cadbury’s Cherry Ripe- if we had a list of names which could never cross over the atlantic this would be top at the list. Cherry filling rolled in coconut and coated with chocolate. We’re pretty sure there’s a US version it’s called something else.
Frys Turkish Delight/ Nestle Big Turk- yes, America was once familiar with turkish delight but somewhere lost its taste for it. Fry’s is a hunk covered in chocolate and yes, you have to have a taste for it. If not, it tastes just like a bar of Dove. Not that we’d know. We give it a: B
Cadbury’s Mighty Perky Nana- this just sounds like someone’s Gran gone all wrong and we say uh-uh to it. Supposedly like a banana-flavoured milky way.
Clodhoppers- Yeah we’re not exactly sure what clodhoppers are (shoes?) but we’d rather not eat them. Chocolate fudge wafers w/walnuts.
Hershey’s Eat More- well, sure! Nothing like direct advertising! Dark toffee w/peanuts.
Malaco Jungle Scream- it’s not so much the name as the ingredients that have us shying away. Salty licorice with extra salt.
Cricket Lik-it Sucker- you can figure this out. Uh-uh.
Glico Chocolate Puff Collon- yet another one of those engrish mysteries that will never make it to the US. These are little round biscuits almost like Bugles filled with chocolate. And yes, we have eaten Collon. they’re yum! A
So if you’re feeling brave, you can buy all of these products from Cybercandy, Amazon or take a trip to the strip and have a look in MonAmi Chocolate or Lotus Foods.